SMLFNP- Swipe Right
Is that how dating profiles work these days? Swipe Right Insert Filter- add duck face So since being divorced- I have learned: - you can't date- it is bad -no, really, if you are a woman and you date, you get a reputation -Unless you have been dating in excess of one year, anything less than that makes you a harlot (yes... you are a harlot until you hit that one year mark) Where to meet your next Mr. Right: -Online dating makes you trashy -Meeting in a bar makes you trashy -You should probably just meet in church... but not at a social event where you were aiming to meet someone, that makes you desperate and how dare you want to be with someone? -Your life should be devoted to bettering yourself post-divorce, pining after your ex and focusing only on your spawns. -The grocery store may also be acceptable, but only in the chip or cereal aisle, because fruits, meats and liquor sections are obviously all signs that you have been or plan on making very bad decisions